Seriously. Look at this place.
You can’t drive south on 95 and not stop here. It’s the stupidist, most unimaginably cheesiest tourist trap in existence. It’s been over 20 years since I’ve been here, and my memories of it have all but faded. I remember it as being like maybe one or [...]
We began our trip to Florida saturday morning. We decided to take 4 days for the trip, first stopping off to visit Anne and Jim in Maryland. I’m glad we did. Call it a combination of a slight cold and maybe a little car sickness: Evangeline opened up and doused me with [...]
We started Evangeline on solids at about 5 months, and it took about 3 weeks for her to really understand what was going on.
Now that she’s got the hang of it, feedin’ time is about the best time of the day.
Ok, um, that’s not food..
Posted in Fun on Dec 20th, 2007
This year we took a trip to a local Christmas tree farm and cut our own tree. This is a new tradition for us, and one that I really like doing. Any activity that involves me walking around with a saw and cutting stuff down, and not going to jail, is a good [...]
Posted in Fun on Aug 31st, 2007
Every night when I leave work, I accidently keep iTunes running. And for whatever reason when I come in the next morning, iTunes will randomly pick a small 1 second piece of a song, and play it continuously FOREVER. This morning’s selection is a new song by Avril Lavigne called “Foppy”.
I think Foppy [...]
Posted in Fun on Jul 5th, 2007
Remember 50 States, 10 minutes?
Now try all the presidents in 10 minutes.
I got 30 out of 43. Notable presidents I missed were Madison, Monroe, Wilson and McKinley. Who the f*ck is Millard Fillmore?
Also, stupid Google ads at the bottom of the page gave me Warren Harding, so technically my score should be 29.
Posted in Fun on May 4th, 2007
Someone patented “breakpoints”. (patent: 20030208745). That’s about the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as stupid as the linked list patent. How can they let someone patent this stuff? It’s like patenting pants. Please tell me that someone hasn’t patented pants yet.
Actually, lately I’ve had this really good idea for a patent. [...]
This weekend Mark took me trap shooting. Trap shooting is the one with shotguns and moving clay targets where you say “Pull” a lot.
(I’m dead center, left)
Before I continue, I should point out that I’m not a “gun person”. In general, guns make me nervous, and people that own guns make me even [...]
Posted in Fun on Mar 3rd, 2007
Alright this one totally killed me. Once you click this link, you have 10 minutes to list all 50 states (don’t cheat, really try it). I was able to get 47 in like 4 minutes, and then for 5 minutes I just sat there and panicked. At 1 minute left, karen gave [...]
Posted in Fun on Mar 3rd, 2007
Notice how the hunter’s natural camouflage allows it to blend perfectly into it’s surroundings. It’s prey (upper left) doesn’t stand a chance..
Homer Vs. Kidd
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