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Worst. Application. Ever.

This weekend I took a trip to Ikea to get a new desk for my new home office I’m building. The desktop is glass, and was very heavy, so I needed to go to special full service furniture pickup universe to get it. I get in line, and prepare to wait my 7 […]

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iMac Screen Spanning

Every whif of documentation I’ve pored through told me that the only way the iMac can support screen spanning (having multiple monitors act like one giant desktop) is if you use crazy dangerous firmware hacks that can potentially brick your computer, void the warranty, and cause the sky to fall. Tonight, I plugged in […]

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It’s a computer, it’s a fridge..

Obviously, I’ve heard about water cooled PC’s before, but I’ve never actually seen the internals of one.

I was never 100% sure what people were talking about when people would say “water cooled”, but it looks like it works just like a car cooling system.? You put this nasty antifreeze looking stuff (not water) into […]

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I know this is fact, because the news tells me so.
I think the only problem with this is that I don’t really like the term “software engineer”.? Engineer is one of those buzzwords that people love to throw in their job titles.? I’m the first to admit that I don’t have an engineering […]

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How many clicks does it take..

A question:? Which key on your keyboard is the most likely one to break or wear out,? assuming the only factor in it’s wear is simply pushing the key repeatedly, all other things being equal?
Well today, I found the answer.? The left “ALT” key.? I “alt tab” a lot (task switching).? […]

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Cold in your office? Make a furnace!

At work, I made my own little server room near my desk

I call it “The Furnace”, because it generates an amazing amount of heat, and will keep me warm in the winter. All these computers plug into one massive monitor switch, and a giant hub.
As bad as this is, it was much worse before […]

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Printer Problems

Last night my fax/copier/printer/scanner mega-combo thing COMPLETELY DIED on me (Brother MFC something something).. Total hardware failure (printer head). Some quick internet research led me to the following conclusions:
1) Lots of people with this printer have had this problem
2) It is a pain to get it fixed.
3) It is even more […]

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Some good news! Now that I’m on the latest version of Wordpress and spam filtering is in full effect, I re-opened all my old posts for comments. I’m emotionally preparing myself for full-spam-comment onslaught!
As far as I know, there is no tool in wordpress to do this, I had to go old school […]

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Funny documentation

Every once in awhile when I dig around in my programming manuals and help files, I find something that amuses me. I won’t divulge the name of the company/vendor that pumped out this little gem, but a savvy reader might be able to figure it out. Don’t think about it too […]

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Stored procedures

Clearly, Stored Procedures == GOOD!

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