South of the Border
Mar 8th, 2008 by Nate
Seriously. Look at this place.
You can’t drive south on 95 and not stop here. It’s the stupidist, most unimaginably cheesiest tourist trap in existence. It’s been over 20 years since I’ve been here, and my memories of it have all but faded. I remember it as being like maybe one or two junk stores, but now? It’s more like a small city. A crappy, crappy city, that just doesn’t seem to end. And it looks rundown and dirty. You can tell they never really fix anything, and just paint over it a lot.
They’ve managed to brand everything. South of the Border Motor Inn..
South of the Border Fireworks..
South of the Border geodesic dome?
We didn’t stay long. Although they did have South of the Border branded coffee, which I didn’t try. I can’t imagine it’s any good. Maybe I’ll try it on the way back up.
Waiting for mommy to finish buying SOTB branded junk..
On the SOTB footbridge..
