Homer Vs. Kidd

I think I’m the last person on earth to know this, but you can actually play Zork Online, implemented in PHP.? Talk about memories!? Although *officially* my first computer was a Vic-20, and my first game was radar rat race, Zork was the first game that actually hooked me to the point where […]

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This weekend we went to the durham fair. Lots of awesome goats and baby piggies. For food:
1) Chili in bread bowl (B-). Actually not bad for fair chili.
2) Roast Beef samis, slathered in bbq sauce. B+
3) Chicken wrap w/ Ranch. B+
4) Various samplings of hot apple […]

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This morning, at around 4am, I’m awakened by this strange sound. It sounds like young children screaming and yelling in the distance, in violent pain. Incredibly freaky. After about 5 minutes of this, I think I figured out what it was. I’m almost 99% sure that it was the pride of […]

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No, not the kind you’re thinking of. I walk by our server room today and notice something moving out of the corner of my eye.. a pretty good sized field mouse! Mice are pretty tough to catch. Here’s my bosses solution:

A little too draconian for my tastes.
Here’s my solution:
Take one part Netgear […]

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1) Open the calculator in windows, and put it in scientific mode.
2) Click “Pi”. You get pi to like a million places. Lovely.

3) Now click “NOT”.

Not Pi is -4? Head explosion begins, right.. about … now…

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Today I go to Subway to get lunch for me and the Walde.? I get a wrap, half a tuna grinder, a bottle of soda and 2 bags of chips.? I lay it all out on the counter, all ready to buy it.? The guy looks at me and says “Do you […]

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