Olive Garden: When you’re there? Hate family.
Feb 13th, 2006 by Nate
Last night we decided to brave the cold and 2 feet of snow (it actually wasn’t that bad after 5pm) and head over to Olive Garden. I saw two really interesting events during our meal which made for some good dinner theatre. Oh…. the irony….
1) I saw a young mother with a 3 year old girl sitting at a table near us. The kid was getting a little restless. The solution? Back hand her right in the face! I’m not talking a little smack here, I’m talking a fully arched back hand, right to the chops. I wanted to throw my unlimited breadsticks at her.
2) At another table near us, this woman was telling her 3 young children how their daddy “screwed them in the divorce” and “daddy could afford a really good lawyer but mommy couldn’t afford one”, and that’s why they aren’t able to have anything. Well, except Olive Garden of course.
Doesn’t it make you want to rush to have a happy family too? You can always borrow ours if you neeed some convincing. See, I told you I occassionally check your site.