Enterprise, off the air. Finally.
May 16th, 2005 by Nate
I caught the last 2 episodes of Enterprise this weekend.
My reviews:
- Terra Prime, Part II
Ok, let’s recap. The space kkk disrupts the interstellar conference of worlds (or whatever) with a giant laser, everyone is all disshelved and messed up, no one wants the conference anymore. A rousing speech from Archer. Once he’s done, they do that clap thing where they move their head back and forth slowly, and clap in huge swaths, slowly at first, and then clapping harder and louder as time goes on.. GGAAAHHHHH!!!!! I really just could not believe the writers of the show could do that. I really, REALLY hate that, more than anything. And no offense, when the bad guy is billed as “The star from Robocop”, it’s time to give up. Give me a f*cking break.
This episode gets a solid F
- These are the voyages…
Ran outta cash to do a space battle, but guess what, we have just enough to pay Mirina Sirtis and Jonathan “Pastries” Frakes to do a cornball clip episode. Oh no! Aliens on board the ship! Commander Tucker is dead all of a sudden. ..crickets.. ..crickets.. . LAME! GAHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!
This episode gets a solid F-
STUPID. I hate T.V.
