Scary Episode III dream (Darth Scary)
May 9th, 2005 by Nate
I had the weirdest, SCARIEST episode III dream last night, it was like just too weird to even make any sense. There were these 2 really bad guys, standing on an island surrounded by a sea of molten tar, I think one was supposed to be the emperor and one was Darth Vader. They both had these exposed brains on top of their heads, but they were like hats.. They were like just sitting on top of their heads, and they were talking about something. After awhile, they decide to switch their brain hats, and the second they do that Darth Vader *SOMEHOW* gets all these special powers.. He can fly, and he has this really scary looking face, it’s like a giant black mass with glowing light coming out of fractures in his face.. Then all of a sudden I’m there, for some reason, and darth vader has the special ability to walk across molten tar, except he doesn’t walk he side-shifts, all perfect and smooth, and he starts chasing me around the sea of tar. Somehow I was able to move across the sea of tar too, even though I didn’t have a brain hat, which at the time didn’t make any sense to me. His face was just WAY too scary, and I woke up right before he got me and now I don’t want to see the movie.
Stupid brain.
Clarification: “Sideshifting” is the act of holding down the “shift” key in a first person shooter so that your character can move left or right, completely smoothly, while looking forward.
If that doesn’t make any sense to you old-schoolers, think of how Gumby moves when standing on one foot. That’s what I’m talking about.
You are a giant, dripping wet vagina. With a 70’s afro super muff. My 4 yr old is going to see this and isn’t scared. God you are awful:)
DARTH VADER IS COMING TO GET YOU!!!!