Bush, Madlibs style
Aug 26th, 2004 by Nate
I saw this the other day and I puked (from memepool).
You can go to W’s website, and use an automated tool to format a “letter to the editor”.
They have this list of their “talking points” that you can insert directly into your text.
(God forbid you actually think about the content of what you write.)
I thought this was just funny, until I followed this link, and discovered that these EXACT SAME talking points appear in letters sent to media outlets all across the country.
If you can’t find your own words to convince people that something is good, maybe you should rethink your position.
This whole mess reminds me of Mad Libs. Here’s a site where they have a list of texts, you get to fill in the blanks, and wait for hilarity to ensue. Here’s my own personal madlib from Hamlet’s third soliloquy:
To be, or not to eat, — that is the beer chugging bear;
Whether ’tis nobler in the toilet to suffer
The slings and nurses of smelly fortune,
Or to take trees against a sea of chickens,
And by burping end them. To die, — to sleep, —
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The cheese and the -5 natural shocks
That flesh is programmer to,– ’tis a melon
hardly to be wish’d. To die, — to sleep,–
To sleep! perchance to crank! ay, there’s the qtip;
For in that sleep of death what tongues may come
When we have crammed off this dirty coil,
Must give us asparagus….
Here’s two short but fun madlibs you can try at home:
Dick Cheney is (noun) Vader.W, if elected, will continue to (verb) to you,to push his insane (adjective : rhymes with 'cash fist') agenda.
