Daylight Savings is for Jerks
Oct 24th, 2003 by Nate

Daylight Savings Time is coming to a close soon; that magical time of the year when we mysteriously move our clocks back an hour. And nobody seems to really know why.
Is it because of:
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The Farmers? |
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Something to do with Schoolbuses? |
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Vast Right-Wing conspiracy? |
Take the Quiz to find out!
If you’re like me, and decide that DST is mega dumb, go Sign The Petition and try to get it abolished.









Great cause. While you’re at it, why don’t you fight against the heresies of chunky peanut butter, syndex blackouts, and yellow traffic lights?
chump.
SYNDEX! I HATE SYNDEX!