Our wonderful president..
Jul 30th, 2003 by Nate
President Bush on Gay Marriage:
“I am mindful that we’re all sinners and I caution those who may try to take a speck out of the neighbor’s eye when they got a log in their own,” the president said. “I think it is important for our society to respect each individual, to welcome those with good hearts.”
what??!!?! I sure hope I don’t get any log in my eye anytime soon.
Yeah anyway he’s a complete idiot, he wants to redefine marriage so that it means “A union between and man and a woman”.
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I actually don’t think he takes it far enough. I think they should define marriage as a union between white rich people between the ages of 27 and 35 that live in Texas. That would clearly be a superior definition.
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Can I move to Canada now?






Hurrah for sane sarcasm!