Archive for April, 2005
Thursday, I go here
The content looks pretty interesting, but I’m secretly going for the free food and T-Shirts. These things always give you a million stupid T-Shirts. The last one I went to in Vegas gave me so many extra T-Shirts I had to buy a new piece of luggage to bring them all home with me. Unfortunately, Karen frowns upon me wearing them out in public.
When I stumbled into this, I immediately thought of jenny for some reason. This will completely blow your mind.
The civic GX, which will be available nationwide soon (only in cali now), runs entirely on natural gas, and has almost no emissions.
But where do I fill it up? You need to buy PHIL.
You get someone to install Phil into your garage (or side of your house), it plugs into your house’s natural gas line, and overnight it phils up your GX.
That is so completely crazy, it doesn’t even make sense. The GX only gets 200 miles per tank, but what is a tank? who even knows? How much does it cost vs gasoline? ARRGGHH!!!! I NEED PHIL… I WANT PHIL TO PHIL MY PHIL WITH PHIL!!!!
This is a really good idea. Now I want a car that plugs into my toilet and runs off of my “leavings”.
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