Archive for August, 2004
“…The unit can also be fitted with defensive devices customized to the requests of the purchasers such as tear gas spray, robotic arms, or projectile weaponry. It is designed to enable the person(s) inside the unit to see out and prevent those outside from seeing in.”
What do you think this is? A Mech? A crazy APC? The Space Shuttle? An armored car?
Nope!
An anti-terrorist bed.
(from memepool)
Ultimate Warrior’s WWF Championship belt is on sale on EBAY!.
Bids start at $23,500. I smell a second mortage coming on….
I saw this the other day and I puked (from memepool).
You can go to W’s website, and use an automated tool to format a “letter to the editor”.
They have this list of their “talking points” that you can insert directly into your text.
(God forbid you actually think about the content of what you write.)
I thought this was just funny, until I followed this link, and discovered that these EXACT SAME talking points appear in letters sent to media outlets all across the country.
If you can’t find your own words to convince people that something is good, maybe you should rethink your position.
This whole mess reminds me of Mad Libs. Here’s a site where they have a list of texts, you get to fill in the blanks, and wait for hilarity to ensue. Here’s my own personal madlib from Hamlet’s third soliloquy:
To be, or not to eat, — that is the beer chugging bear;
Whether ’tis nobler in the toilet to suffer
The slings and nurses of smelly fortune,
Or to take trees against a sea of chickens,
And by burping end them. To die, — to sleep, —
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The cheese and the -5 natural shocks
That flesh is programmer to,– ’tis a melon
hardly to be wish’d. To die, — to sleep,–
To sleep! perchance to crank! ay, there’s the qtip;
For in that sleep of death what tongues may come
When we have crammed off this dirty coil,
Must give us asparagus….
Here’s two short but fun madlibs you can try at home:
Dick Cheney is (noun) Vader.W, if elected, will continue to (verb) to you,to push his insane (adjective : rhymes with 'cash fist') agenda.
Today they are having a Battlestar Galactica marathon on Scifi, and my tivo’s harddrive is preparing to explode. Other than American Chopper, Battlestar is all I watch.
They are starting to show commercials for the NEW BATTLESTAR SERIES coming out in january of next year.. Whhhaaaa?
How did I miss this? The press release came out almost 6 months ago. The internet has failed me, yet again.
The best/worst part? They somehow got Richard Hatch (no, wait, the OTHER Richard Hatch) on board, but not as Apollo. Ha. How did he find time with all his other projects?
They also scored the dude from Miami Vice and Stands with a Fist. Can you even stand it?
Sangi, when she is cute:
Sangi, not so cute anymore:
(she did this in like 2 minutes; this was a UPS box that had wedding presents in it)
This site is pretty cool.. it shows you an up to date snapshot of which electoral votes are going to each candidate, based on the latest polls in each state. The site seems to have a slightly liberal bias, but who cares. I want numbers. And I want them NOW.
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As pointless as electrum