Archive for May 8th, 2003

No word yet on the cause of death of the lovely miss elizabeth, but I was able to get a list of the “goodies” that the cops found when he got busted. He was officially charged with 13 felony counts of possessing a controlled substance.
Here’s the breakdown:

- 380 tabs carisoprodol (somas) - 2 bottles (526 tabs) hydrocodone bitrate (Vicodin) - 210 tabs dianabol (anabolic steroid) - 495 tabs oxyflux/clenbuterol (anabolic steroid) - 98 Xanax pills (anti-anxiety medication) - 2 bottles testosterone - 7 bottles nandrolone (androgenic, anabolic steroid) - 16 bottles boldenone, (a steroid designed to build muscle in horses) - 18 bottles “anabolic steroids” (not named in original police report) - 19 bottles sustanon (androgenic steroid) - 34 bottles primobolan (anabolic steroid) - And a partridge in a pear tree?

You probably wake up every morning and ask yourself, “What would it be like if papa smurf was on the $100,000 Pyramid?“